I hadn’t even seen a Tom of Finland book, but it made sense many years later in the book section at the back of Tower Records. There’s a moment, a foggy memory with a policeman and a hairy chest. Be sure to comment more kinds because I missed a bunch.I knew I was attracted to men from around the age of five or six. Also have a very high rate of cheating.īut in all seriousness, this is a joke, and if you don’t like it, I don’t care about your feelings. I don’t mind flamboyancy and fabulousness every once in a blue moon but these guys go over the limit all day every day, you’ll find these ones whoring and sleeping around.
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They’re often superficial and want the foot longs the nazi-fuckers claim to have, and are basically for effeminate than self-identifying women. They’re flamboyant, condescending, embarrassing, and speak with lisps. The Stereotype – These are your stereotypical gay men, they act like that for attention.
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They often smell of weed or some other illegal drugs The drugged party thing – Self explanatory. They usually have a disfigured face, funny enough. They often have some fetish or something and ask you weird questions like “What kind of underwear are you wearing? Can I see?” or sending you creepy compliments such as “I want to tie you up, castrate you, and keep you in my basement as my sex slave” (Both of which I have received via messages). They have the highest rate of cheatingĬreepy – These ones are the ones that are creepy. They tend to over lap with daddy issues or son issues. They also are usually looking for no strings attached fun. Some even claim to be masculine and only date masculines or to have foot longs, but they’re usually lying through their teeth and have 1/2 inch dicks and spew purses when they speak. These ones are the ones you usually find on dating sites, you know the ones with “No blacks/latinos/Asians plz” on their profiles. Nazi-fucker – Also known as Superficial twats. You also have many sub categories of bears. I just don’t think snuggling with a stank ass bitch who tries to act what he thinks is masculine is very appealing. I hate dating these ones, I don’t mind being friends though. They also get overbearing, protective, and territorial. They often have beards, have bear bellies, and stink. The Bear – These are gay men who embrace the “masculine”. Not all heavier gay men are teddy bears though, in fact most fall into a different category. Usually they’re adorable and/or are Acadien or Métis. These ones tend to be my favourites because they take relationships slowly and prefer snuggling over banging the snot out of each other. The Teddy Bear – These guys are all about affection, hugs, and cuddles and are usually on the heavier side. These ones have the habit of hitting on me the most while at the pride parade because of my innocent expression and my thinner wiry frame.Please stay away from my butt, as much as I like a firm grasp in a man, my bum does not appreciate your siege warfare They often like to be called daddy in the bedroom and prefer skinny, twinky guys over the others which. They are older men who are into younger legal men. Son Issues – These are the perfect match for the Daddy Issues. These ones tend to have a hard time finding dates because they are one of the most superficial breeds of gay and will date men purely based on looks.
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But here you go, types of gay menĭaddy issues – This is the gay man with some sort of fetish for old, crusty men and calls them daddy while having sex.
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I might even do a Youtube video on this, who knows. It’s hard to be positive and saccharine when I hear somebody droning about first world problems all day, remember ladies, confidence is very appealing. It’s hard to date women because none of them are confident and do nothing but whine all day about their appearance and weight. So as a bisexual person with a penis, I have dated and met a quite a few men. I’m bisexual though, so they had it coming. This post is going to become really homophobic really fast.